Yes, the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. But the poor get poorer because they spend their money while the rich get richer by reinvesting their money so that they make even more money.
- Robert Kiyosaki

Sign On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Sign On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

Sign On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

Sign At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.