The journey is the reward.
- Taoist Proverb
Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law.
I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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San Diego, CA Local time: 12/3/2008 5:18:29 PM Feels like: 60°F Wind: SW 5 mph Pressure: 30.07 in and rising UV index: 0 Low Max Humidity: 78%